Monday, August 02, 2004

The Brown Rabbit

Here's one that I found from the blog at whatevs.org. You remember Vincent Gallo, the self-absorbed model/actor/musician/writer/director that made Buffalo 66 back in 1999 with Christina Ricci. Well, he had made what has been called the 'worst movie of all time', worse even than Ishtar (which I actually liked). Now, apparently, he's on a one-man ride across the country to release it himself. I think we should all go, just because it's supposed to be horrible. Do we not celebrate 'excellence through mediocrity', after all?

http://www.brownbunny.net/

P.S. even the title of the movie sucks. It sounds like a nickname for diarrhea. WTF?

6 Comments:

At 10:13 PM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

chloe sevigny blows him in this movie.

they show it.

warm regards,
jesus.

 
At 10:23 PM, Blogger Dr. Frederick Douglass Crunk, MD said...

yeah, but apparently it's not even a good BJ. it's more like PBJ without the peanut butter OR the jelly.

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

i can't believe you of all people are spreading this propaganda. as president of the blowjob lovers of the world (b.l.o.w), let me be the first to inform you that there is no such thing as a "bad" blowjob; there are only "different" blowjobs.

every blowjob has its own personality, its own style, its own inner beauty. the media has foisted the image of a "perfect" blowjob onto our society, and i, for one, say that we must stand up and fight! and then promply sit down to be blown.

there's a witchhunt going on america, and "bad" blowjobs are the witches.

 
At 12:15 AM, Blogger Dr. Frederick Douglass Crunk, MD said...

Well, Jesus, let me say this. As a man, an American, AND a doctor, I can state without question that there ARE in fact bad blow jobs. They often involve women that aren't familiar with the male anatomy. They often involve teeth. They never involve dirty talk or direct eye contact. So yes, while I would far prefer a bad blowjob to a good ass kickin', there ARE bad blow jobs, and the blow job is NOT inherently good. Because invariably, a bad blow job will be followed by prerequisite quality time, or snuggling, or huggy bear, all of which make this particular doctor cringe.

You MAY be the messiah, but you don't know sheeeeeeit!

 
At 12:17 AM, Blogger Dr. Frederick Douglass Crunk, MD said...

Oh, and as a side note, the BJ in 'Bunny' is bad mostly because of the angle of the shot and the context. I'm sure that Chloe can work it just fine. I'm sorry about the 'messiah' comment. Do I stil hold a place in heaven? How about my friend, Chaim Jewerstein?

 
At 2:07 AM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

this is exactly the kind of bigotry that i rail against every day. what can all your science and education tell you about the beauty of a butterfly? or the understated perfection of karate kid 2? nothing. that's what.

for all your big talk, you probably don't know the first thing about blowjobs. what's the medicare ICD-9 billing code for "toothy blowjob" smart guy?

that being said, yes, you still have a place by me in heaven. i'll even let you drive around in my golden golf cart that says "j-ceezy" on the windshield. why? because i love you dr. crunk. you make it so difficult sometimes...but i love you. and not in the platonic sense.

 

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