Sunday, April 10, 2005

hilarious

via overheard in new york:

Toothless bag lady: I don't know what it is with this town anymore. I guess no one likes blowjobs. I give great blowjobs! Maybe I'm charging too much.
Cop: What are you charging?
Toothless bag lady: $100.
Cop: That's pretty steep...

--Times Square


Overheard by: Spiney

2 Comments:

At 4:22 PM, Blogger shounuck said...

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At 4:24 PM, Blogger shounuck said...

HA!

here's 2 good ones in a row..

Girl #1: I remember it so clearly, like it was yesterday.
Girl #2: It was today.

Mom: If you don't get up off that bench, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Boy: Can't kick my ass if I'm sitting on it, can ya?

JHC you got me hooked

 

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