Thursday, April 21, 2005


jennifer lopez is being targeted by the anti-fur fanatic organization PETA.

PETA's vice president, Dan Mathews, says the animal-rights zealots are going to up the ante in their war against the fur-loving diva. Their plans include a massive protest at the L.A. premiere of 'Monster-in-Law' with posters showing Lopez in pelts and the logo of the movie adapted to read 'Monster-in-Fur.' Maybe Jane can inform the apathetic fur hag what a protest is.

Even Pamela Anderson is getting in on the J.Lo hating. Anderson tells Jane magazine, "People who wear fur smell like a wet dog and they look fat and gross. They look really immature and unenlightened. Every season the furriers put propaganda everywhere that fur is taking off again and they give free coats to idiots like Jennifer Lopez and Puff Daddy. It makes me nauseous."

damn man, thats a rough day when miss hepatitis C is ripping on you. hmm note to self: email pam and ask if she and jlo can solve drama in a pit. a large pit. a large pit with chocolate sauce. ask if i can join. while in pit, note to self: slap jlo's ass.


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