Monday, April 18, 2005

you down with P-O-P-E?

for those who havent heard the word about the new pope selection process, (uhhmmmm JHC),

Strict measures have been imposed to ensure that no word of the deliberations reaches the outside world.
Parts of the Vatican have been sealed off, and all staff who will come into contact with the cardinals have taken a vow of silence.
Mobile phones, newspapers and television are banned, and the Sistine Chapel has been swept to check for bugging devices.

i tried offering sexual favors to at least 3 cardinals for inside info. but alas, little diesel failed to triumph yet again. we shall wait with the rest of the world.


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