Tuesday, May 03, 2005

heal the world

continuing with the theme of boners and paris hilton, check out this interview:


AP: So how would you describe your occupation?
Hilton: I don't know. I'm an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I'm all kinds of stuff.

AP: If you had to pick just one...
Hilton: An actress.

AP: So all of this — the partying, the modeling, the reality show — was just your journey to an acting career?
Hilton: Yeah, I guess.

AP: Do you read what's written about you? Do you pick up the tabloids?
Hilton: I don't read any of it. I just look at the pictures to see what I was wearing last week and if it was cute.

AP: Do you read blogs?
Hilton: What's that?
AP: Um, they're these things on the Internet where people write about news and stuff.
Hilton: No, I don't really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail. I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.
AP: Paris, you just described my job.

AP: What did you want to be when you were a little girl?
Hilton: A veterinarian, but then I realized I could just buy a bunch of animals.

its a good thing paris hilton is a hot bitch because otherwise she would just be a bitch. i wonder if she ever thinks about poverty, social security, or global warming. well as long as my parents die young and i get a good tan, then these problems are like solved right? well paris, just keep being a fucking whore and the world shall be a better place.


At 11:17 PM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

perhaps a case of the pot calling the kettle vacuous??

remember back when you were a shorty comin up in the hood and didn't know what sudan was?

those were the days my young vin diesel...now look at you, all grown up.

At 11:47 PM, Blogger the REAL Vin Diesel said...

im as big as i want to be.

At 11:53 PM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

true, true.


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