Tuesday, May 03, 2005

save $$ on therapy..

so i've thrown in the proverbial towel and am writing my first blog entry.. was grappling with ambivalent feelings of blog as narcissistic tool to feed ego and construct of self as entertaining and intelligent to the masses vis-a-vis blog as quasi-proletarian tool to enrich true community building and foster positive relationships..

then, i thought, fuck it - i am a self-involved megalomaniac with nothing better to do than toss around polysyllabic words and waste your time.

the real impetus for the blog breakdown was an article i came across in today's ny times' science section which presents findings that "parents take better care of pretty children than they do ugly ones."

"When a woman was in charge, 4 percent of the homeliest children were
strapped in [to safety belts in cars] compared with 13.3 percent of the most attractive children... Homely children were also more often out of sight of their parents, and they were more often allowed to wander more than 10 feet away."

so there you have it.. jan brady syndrome has been scientifically validated (though by the canucks) and is coming to a dsm-iv near you..

u-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, uh uh..

thank god, i'm gorgeous.. peace.

ugly_crew

1 Comments:

At 11:45 PM, Blogger the REAL Vin Diesel said...

i think these so-called parents forgot the second part of the "you ugly" cheer being:

m-a-m-a, reason why you look that way your mama . . .. your mama.

 

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