Blogging may be hazardous to your 401(k)

Here's a warning to all you fucking blogging nerds out there. Even when you get a real job, you can't hold onto it. Might want to spend less time analyzing the homoerotic undertones between Han and Chewie and pay more attention to your TPS reports. Or else you might become Jeff Albertson, aka Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. And yes, that's his name. They revealed his real name in the episode that aired after the Super Bowl, which the Steelers won by the way.