Congrats JHC!
And all this time we thought you were educating yourself in the art of medicine on the shores of St. Georges. Instead, you were educating yourself in the art of Elton John on the shores of his loins. But be proud of yourself and use your real name, instead of David Furnish. Well, either way, congratulations JHC!
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The truth hurts. I'm just wondering how you kept this a secret for so long. And how your face was kept out of the tabloids. Well, I guess it's easy to hide your face when it's buries in Elton John's crotch.
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