that was the best title they could come up with?

nyt 'home & garden' section drops by jenna jameson's domicile. too bad those pics are fucking microscopic. torless, my young lad, whip me up some algorithms that will ensure my dick entering her mouth at sometime in the future, even if it is in the string-theoried 7th dimension or something.

can't be done you say? come come now. pish posh, old chap, pish posh.