GENIUS

engadget points to this fucking genius idea: a netflix-esque handbag rental service. perhaps the only thing girls like more than handbags is pretending they don't like to give blowjobs, so i fully expect the company to become huge.

i predict the next step in subscription based services will be rental food for girls. for a small monthly fee, a company will send them cheesecake, which the customer will eat and then promptly regurgitate into a fed-ex overnight envelope.