exciting times

hooters to open in india. that's right. the restaurant with tits is moving to the country with mustached girls.

The Atlanta-based restaurant chain, known more for its scantily-clad female servers than its rib-sticking menu, this week announced it signed a deal to open several Indian franchise locations, though it has not said where.

americans erupted in anger upon hearing the news, fearing the inevitable job losses as we continually outsource poor-taste and tackiness to india.

so indian men: shower, put on a new pair of brown rayon slacks, and prepare for the most mediocre meal of your life.