kill me now

juan rodriguez says: SUCK IT!!
Originally uploaded by jhc.

this guy -- yes THIS ==> GUY -- is about to get more ass than you can possibly imagine.

NEW YORK - With just 78 cents in his savings account and $44,000 owed to creditors, parking attendant Juan Rodriguez plunked down $1 on a lottery ticket.

Good thing he wasn’t pinching pennies: He won the $88.5 million jackpot.