my first food review

today, like every wednesday, i dined at the fine underground taco bell in philadelphia's scenic suburban subway station. all seven layers of my burrito were excellent. the rice was al dente and the guac was guac-y.

on a whim, i bought a bottle of pepsi holiday spice to wash it all down with......what fucking holiday are they trying to celebrate with this thing? it tastes like socks.

this is in sharp contrast to diet cherry coke, which is the sweet nectar of the gods. the first time i tried diet cherry coke, i correctly predicted that my life would never be the same.

although, to be fair, i felt the same way about diet coke with lime, and now i won't touch the stuff.