Why can't all dogs be like the one from The Family Guy?

This was an interesting article I read about how some think that the swinging motion of a baby's mechanical swing might trigger an attack from the family dog.

I'm sorry, did I say interesting, I meant complete bull shit. If you read the article, each time they mention what kind of dog it was, it was a pit bull. And the baby and the dog were left alone together. Here's an idea you fucking geniuses, don't leave an attack dog bred to rip your jugular out with your newborn.