The Ultimate Post-Bacc

This guy is my hero. He just broke the world record for watching TV, previously at 50 hours 7 minutes, by watching 69 hours 48 mintues. The only drawback was that he could only watch ABC shows, since where he was watching must have been an affiliate. He literally had to keep his eyes on the screen at all times. Could have been worse though, could have been the WB.

Apparently, he also holds other records including longest duration balancing on one foot and number of hours bowling. He claims that he does this to "...raise awareness of suffering children." What children? One legged kids without TVs? WTF?!

My guess is that he does this to get free bowling and TV. The balancing thing, however, is just weird.