Charlie and Chocolate Penis

This product is sweet, pun intended. I've always wanted to be able to give that special something to grandma to remember me by. And now I can, with a chocolate mold of my penis. This is awesome. I will no longer be giving sweaters and ties as gifts. From now on, twigs and berries dipped in chocolate for all!

An additional bonus, of course, is that you can substitute the chocolate with plaster, and finally be able to do what I've been telling to do..."Go fuck yourself."