i've got the number 13 emblazened on my von dutch trucker hat

if you get the titular reference, you lay claim to a blowjob. gratis.

do you think johnny cash is pissed about this t-shirt? or do you think that he's up in heaven with a hypodermic hanging out of his arm mumbling, '...fuck it'.

on a related note, i fully endorse this ashtray featuring my likeness.