inner monologue of a suicide bomber

what the fuck?! i can't believe mamoodh is wearing his black ski mask! he TOTALLY knows that black ski masks are my trademark! this is BULLSHIT! now everyone is going to think that i'm copying off of mamoodh, but i've been rocking the black ski mask since, like, the first intifadah....and why the FUCK does that clown get to carry the stinger missle anyway! as allah as my witness (pbuh), if he ever tries to pull a stunt like this again, i will detonate his ass.