essay on diamonds

i overheard a girl one day talking about how she hates diamonds and would never want one for an engagement/marriage. i stopped her on the street and asked her if she would marry me on the spot. she said she would consider it.

There's this woman I know. Besides her diamond engagement ring and the diamond wedding band, each time she gave birth to one of her two sons, her husband brought her a diamond necklace. In the hospital. Good job, honey. Thanks for ripping your pussy open.
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I just don't get it, I mean, who ARE these women and WHAT are they doing for these diamonds? ... Are their pussies cleaner than mine?

guess where i found this essay...that's right, my blowjob pubsub.