Friday, July 30, 2004

interrogating saddam hussein

there's a pretty funny satire of señor hussein's interrogation on the independent. what makes it even funnier is that i didn't realize it was a satire until i was 1/3 of the way through it.

Interrogation commenced: 0330 hours

Woke SH quite early to catch him off-guard and groggy. I asked, "What's your first name?" and he said, "Saddam." Again I asked, "What's your first name?" and he said, "Saddam." I kept asking, "What's your first name?" and he kept saying, "Saddam." Once I had a rhythm going, I asked, "Where are the WMD?" He said, "Saddam."

Interrogation terminated: 0338 hours

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