am i on an episode of fear factor or something?

you know what?
i was going to complain
or talk about
drastic measures, like canada
(which apparently, isn't as
straightforward as generations of hippies would have you believe)

but i say "fuck it"

fuck this shit.
i'm just going to fall in line
and start masturbating to
katherine harris.



like i said,
fuck this shit.
i just don't even care
anymore.
no shame in my proverbial
game.



i'm just following orders