Kids say the darndest things.

Funny thing I heard the other day. I was walking down to the subway in our fair city, which is much like the underground world in Demolition Man starring Sylvester Stallone and Dennis Rodman (aka Welsey Snipes), soundtrack by Sting, when I overheard a little girl ask her dad, "Why does it smell down here?"

I promply yelled out, "Because the bums piss here!" and proceeded to pee on her and her family.