MSNBC - Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

via eyebeam: MSNBC - Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

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TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.