Sunday, April 17, 2005

what the??


holy shit, i step away from ETM for a weekend and this is what i get.

who the fuck are you people? and more importantly, why did i invite you to post on my blog?

grab hold of yourselves! fratocrates is spinning in his grave right now.

the REAL vin diesel: what kind of "gossip columnist" are you? the fucking christian science monitor is breaking these stories before you are. i want real gossip, like what connie's ass tastes like (creme brule???).

fing fang foom: i don't even know how to address you. should i cast a spell?

in the crease et al., keep up the mediocre work.

your fearless leader,
jesus henry mother fucking christos.


At 11:27 PM, Blogger the REAL Vin Diesel said...

whoa jesus, chill brotha! i know the new pope selection is getting you all pms'y, but lay back . . . grab some endo.

At 11:33 PM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

what it is yo? ah what's uuuuuppp?

digging up some pope-dirt would redeem you.

big time.

At 12:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just typed in random letters and i got words. the last one is hindi, i think.


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