and...WE'RE BACK!

this shit about jesus' foreskin is bananas. the fact that this is part of church cannon makes all my previous (and future) blasphemies seem like small change.

BY FAR the best part:

Apart from its physical importance as a relic, the Holy Foreskin appears in a famous vision of Saint Catherine of Siena. In the vision, Christ mystically marries her, and his amputated foreskin is given to her as a wedding ring.

take that de beers.