Thursday, May 13, 2004

grey goose and a whole lotta hydro

listen up shit stains, because today is the second biggest day of your miserable lives. why you ask? because the objective is in sight -- can you feel it? can you smell the excitement?

MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN TURN EIGHTEEN IN THIRTY DAYS.

since you fucks can't wipe your asses by yourselves, i will tell you what needs to be done from here on out:
  1. if you haven't already, set the olsen meter as your start page. this should go without saying, but you never know.
  2. read this ny post gossip about my new girlfriends. concentrate on the section that reads
    [they] drink vodka-and-juice cocktails at parties and "don't mind being around kids who smoke pot."
  3. obtain copious amounts of vodka, juice, and pot.

THIRTY DAYS GENTLEMEN.
THAT IS ALL.

oh wait, no it's not.....



$20 goes to the first person who can correctly differentiate the two.

2 Comments:

At 3:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thirty days? Wouldn't that make it the 30th greatest day of our lives? I'd like to point out that Lindsay Lohan is already, in fact, legal.

 
At 6:56 PM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

good point on the 30rd greatest day of our lives...i didn't think that far ahead. unfortunately, you -- my dear anonymous poster -- are incorrect with regards to the status of lindsay lohan. she won't be 18 until july 2nd.

 

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