no child left behind indeed

according to this smoking gun report, i'm basically the only person in america who hasn't nailed their hot blonde teacher. the good stuff starts around page seven.

The 23-year-old Florida teacher is facing a host of felony charges for allegedly having sex with a 14-year-old male student. According to investigators, Lafave met the boy at Greco Middle School--where she taught reading--and had sex with him in her classroom, Isuzu SUV, and Tampa-area home.
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According to the affidavit--portions of which were redacted by investigators--Lafave told the boy that she was "turned on by the fact that having sexual relations with him was not allowed."

so necessary.