Monday, October 24, 2005

dear comment spammers

you realize you're spamming the wrong blog, right? i mean.....we suck. really, ask anybody: NOBODY reads this shit, even me! this blog basically answers the age old question, 'if a tree farts in the woods and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?'.

and google juice? forget about it. has anybody ever linked to us? we can barely even get google smegma, we suck that badly.

i've been thanking god that you douche bags have started leaving comments -- your spam is actually more interesting and informative than our posts. a+ work!

2 Comments:

At 8:10 AM, Blogger John said...

Ouch.

Keep tryin' there buddy.

 
At 12:18 AM, Blogger Dr. Frederick Douglass Crunk, MD said...

If I farted in the woods, everyone would hear it. Some would smell it. Pretty much everyone would regret it. And then all the birds would die. Fuck, I'm on call in 6 hours.

 

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