more genuflection before 17 year olds

sometimes i think that the only reason that you guys are friends with me is because i do all the things that you are not allowed/too embarassed to do, find the cream of the crop, and then report back to you.

with that in mind, i present to you this fleshbot post with about 100 lindsay lohan links, most of which call into question the incorruptibility of her tits.

if nothing else, read the nerve.com review of 'mean girls' written by a gay man who now questions his sexuality because dear miss lohan is so hot fucking hot. feel his angst and inner turmoil as he waxes poetic:

Only Ms. Lohan has found a way to sit perfectly in the enigmatic middle of the Madonna/whore spectrum. On one side we have the blatant, unthinking sluttiness of Britney, Christina and Jessica; on the other we have the near-Mormon purity of the Olsen Twins and Hillary Duff. And then there is Lindsay Lohan.

if ever there has been a doctoral thesis on 17 year old asses, then this is it.

UPDATE: GOOD GOD MAN, i almost forgot.... via ticklefight:
lindsay lohan/harry potter snl skit
vh1/vanity fair lindsay lohan photo shoot