Sunday, February 12, 2006

Hunting Accident

Alternate headlines to this article:
- Lawyer now lobbying for better gun control laws

- VP Cheney finally gets WMD. I'm sorry, did I say WMD, I meant a quail...and a fellow hunter

- Don't ever piss off VP Cheney, because he will shoot you.

Friday, February 10, 2006

"No Ticket."

I f-in' hate the people of this city. A woman passenger on a city bus was yelling at the driver for missing her stop. She didn't realize that a detour prohibited the driver from stopping. So, the driver grabs the woman by the hair, knocks her head into a pole, then throws her out of the bus into traffic.

By no means am I defending what he did, but does the woman have to be yelling at the driver for something that was out of his hands? And certainly, the driver didn't need to assult the woman.

Kudos, Philly, for raising such pillars of the community. I f-in' hate you people.

Monday, February 06, 2006

finally.


20060206lfwardmvp_450, originally uploaded by jhc.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

a simple request

please god, just give me this, this is all i am asking for: please
let the steelers win today.

i promise, i will be good in the nought-six. i haven't even
downloaded any porn this year after somebody told me that you didn't
like stuff like that. how was i supposed to know? and it's not like
i can undownload a terabyte, now can i? it was an honest
mistake...just please please please please please let the steelers
win, ok?

thanks,
jhc.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Even better

I thought life couldn't get any better. I was wrong.

One for the thumb