Friday, January 13, 2006

Beer: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Here's one about a town in Ohio that's been dry for 131 years. It wasn't until just recently that they approved the sale of alcoholic beverages.
Business and city leaders pushed for the serving of alcohol in uptown establishments as a way to compete with restaurants and bars at two new retail developments near the Columbus suburb.
So, in order to compete with the the "retail developments" in booming the Columbus suburb, they did this:
Voters on November 8 approved licenses for beer and wine to be sold at Michael's Pizza and Pasquale's Pizza & Pasta, whose owner plans to start serving libations February 1.
So watch out Chili's and Outback Steakhouse, Michael's and Pasquale's pizza shops are really going to give you a run for your money.

Update: Confiscation of fake ID's rise at an alarming rate in Columbus suburb.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Charlie and Chocolate Penis

This product is sweet, pun intended. I've always wanted to be able to give that special something to grandma to remember me by. And now I can, with a chocolate mold of my penis. This is awesome. I will no longer be giving sweaters and ties as gifts. From now on, twigs and berries dipped in chocolate for all!

An additional bonus, of course, is that you can substitute the chocolate with plaster, and finally be able to do what I've been telling to do..."Go fuck yourself."