Friday, August 13, 2004 - Girl testifies Disney's Tigger molested her - Aug 3, 2004

good thing there's not a war going on. or genocide....or the mcats.

i can't wait to see pictures from the courtroom of jurors trying on the tigger suit and groping each other.

UPDATE: via a scornful and contemptuous email, the increasingly annoying 'in the crease' has informed me that this is an old story, and tigger was acquitted. note to in the crease: go fuck yourself. shouldn't you be memorizing lines from the simpson's 4th season dvd or something? look, i'm not a cnn kind of guy, alright? i'm too busy jacking off to ashleigh banfield to keep up with cnn's 'aligator shits out live chicken' and 'girl marries man who once burried her alive' garbage on a daily basis.


At 8:46 PM, Blogger In the Crease said...

She looks better with blond hair.

At 11:49 PM, Blogger Dr. Frederick Douglass Crunk, MD said...

I agree. She also looks a lot like Tina Fey. I think we finally found out just what kinda girl the son a g-d is lookin' fo'...


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