The Power of God Compels You...to Waste Paper

I thought that this was kind of funny - phonebook-tearing pastor. He went through 39 in three minutes. But I think he sinned when he got greedy and said, "Oh, I wanted forty." Nevertheless, the feat was very impressive, I mean, I can bearly rip open my bag of chips without breaking a sweat. But then again, he does have the power of God on his side, so there was some bias. He should totally enter the World's Strongest Man Competition.

People started to get suspicous, though, when they found out that the name of person handing him the phonebooks was Lou C. Fir.