Who would have thought drinking made you stupid, too?

I have taken it upon myself to bring to the 4 or 5 readers of this blog more recent and relevant news. On CNN's website I found this article. The guy actually told the police to arrest him because he was driving drunk. WTF?! Maybe he didn't have enough for a cab home. Dude, call me, I'll come pick you up.

Anyway, don't be stupid like this guy. First, for trying to drive home drunk. Second, for telling the police to arrest him.