with friends like these, who needs friends?
i asked in the crease for some advice on a secondary app the other day. this is what he had to say:
I left [the fields] blank. But I think there was one or two with a drop down menu with either 'Yes' or 'No'. Otherwise, blank. Like the look on your face when you see a naked lady. No expression. Because it doesn't interest you. Because you don't swing that way. Unless there's a keyboard attached to her chest.
i would probably be a lot more pissed off if it wasn't so true. i asked my good friend heidi klum to to go ahead and replace her buttermilk-filled tits with a keyboard. here are the results for your edification (that's how torless says 'jacking-off-purposes'):
should i make a joke about repetitive stress injury here? it's tough to tell. in the crease, anonymous, you fuck-faces always seem to be full of bright ideas, why don't you guys caption it? the best caption gets an order of nachos (is a single order an order of nacho?) from 7-11, on the house.