Thursday, August 19, 2004

with friends like these, who needs friends?

i asked in the crease for some advice on a secondary app the other day. this is what he had to say:

I left [the fields] blank. But I think there was one or two with a drop down menu with either 'Yes' or 'No'. Otherwise, blank. Like the look on your face when you see a naked lady. No expression. Because it doesn't interest you. Because you don't swing that way. Unless there's a keyboard attached to her chest.

i would probably be a lot more pissed off if it wasn't so true. i asked my good friend heidi klum to to go ahead and replace her buttermilk-filled tits with a keyboard. here are the results for your edification (that's how torless says 'jacking-off-purposes'):

should i make a joke about repetitive stress injury here? it's tough to tell. in the crease, anonymous, you fuck-faces always seem to be full of bright ideas, why don't you guys caption it? the best caption gets an order of nachos (is a single order an order of nacho?) from 7-11, on the house.


At 8:59 PM, Blogger In the Crease said...

"Why don't you take one of those banana's back there and Ctrl+Alt+Fuck me with it."

By the way, when I win, I'll have to substitute the nachos with something else. Damn lactose!

At 10:41 PM, Blogger In the Crease said...

"Just imagine what you could with your hands if this were an ergonomic keyboard."

At 10:42 PM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

you're in luck, i don't think it's actual cheese. so unless cheese flavored canola-oil-product gives you the shits, then you're in for the nacho of your life.

At 10:44 PM, Blogger In the Crease said...

"01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110001 01110101 01101001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110101 01110010 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 00101110"

To convert, go to and cut and paste.

At 12:39 AM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

exit polling indicates the binary caption to be the early winner. polls will close at noon, friday.

At 3:12 PM, Blogger Jesus Henry Christos said...

anonymous: hang your head in shame, for in the crease has bashed your face in with a barrage of risqué witticisms. the winner is -- of course -- the binary caption, which translates to "You are very good at turning me on." kudos to in the crease, slim fast bars to anonymous.


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